We found a junkie in our backyard yesterday, and I haven’t laughed that hard in a long time.
Let me back up a bit. A few weeks ago we bought plants (veggies, herbs, a few shade annuals) to put in our yard and a few to put in pots. Dan thought it might be fun to get a catnip plant to keep in the house for the kitties (we’d never tried growing catnip before) as Petra loves the dried stuff. We planted all the things that needed to go in the dirt right away but it took longer to get around to putting the other things in pots. One morning I left for work and noticed the catnip plant was missing – not knocked over, not in some other part of the yard – completely and utterly missing.
My first thought was that Grey Kitty or some other neighborhood cat had taken it. Grey Kitty is a female cat that obviously lives somewhere on our block because we’ve seen her in other people’s yards and in the alley. I have no idea where she lives (in fact, it’s possible that several people consider her their kitty). She doesn’t have a collar but is sleek and healthy and quite well cared-for. She also likes to torment our cats by coming in our yard and hanging out where Loki can see her. Our cats are Indoor Only and Loki is uber-alpha-male, so to have a strange kitty in his yard that he can see and hear and smell but not chase away or fight is very difficult for him. On more than one occasion, they’ve faced off through a window or the screen door, yowling and poofing up tails and Loki being Very Put Out that there is a strange kitty in his yard. Sometimes when I’m out in the backyard the kitties will watch me through the screen door and let me know they’d very much like me to come back inside, and they get really upset when Grey Kitty comes by and rubs against my legs. I don’t pet her, but I do talk to her.
Anyhow. Later that week, Dan put the potted plants in larger pots and found the remains of the catnip plant – a clump of dirt with two sticks emerging from the top. He realized it was probably the catnip and put the dirt clump up on a little table.
Last night, while Dan was making dinner he called me to look out the back door. There was Gray Kitty, lovingly snuggling with the clump of dirt, rolling around in ecstacy on the back patio area. She looked thoroughly drugged and thoroughly pleased with herself for finding the remnants of the plant she so efficiently demolished a week or so before. I’ve never in my life seen a cat making love to a clump of dirt, but it’s something I’m going to remember for a good long while.
And here are the best things I’ve found on the internet this week (both today, actually). Watch Cookie Monster face off with Steven Colbert here.
The coolest wine glasses I’ve ever seen. But you’d have to find the perfect wine for each glass.