Awesome tri-level Mexi-mullets encountered: 1, and the bottom part went halfway down his back
Times I woke up in horrible neck pain on Friday and Saturday nights: Approximately 8 times each night. It’s getting worse, not better, so I’m going to back to the chiropractor this afternoon. Last night wasn’t as bad, but today I feel less good than I did yesterday.
Number of bridesmaid dresses finished: 0. I really wanted to work on them, but pain plus limited range of motion equals difficult to sew.
Cases of wine purchased for wedding: 4, for far less money than the same California wine costs in California. Go figure. (There will also be beer.)
Sexy unmentionables purchased for wearing under wedding dress: Yes.
Pairs of shoes I fell in love with: 2, one of which was $70 and the other of which was $30. I bought the $30 ones for the rehearsal dinner and sighed fondly at the $70 ones.
Pieces of homemade sushi I ate last night: 8, plus one tofu bag filled with sushi rice. And seaweed salad. We have discovered a fantastic Asian market; too bad it’s way out in Aurora.
Time spent in suburbia: Far too much
Number of enclosed shopping malls circled: Two, the ritzy one and the “racetrack” one.
Times I wanted to cry because it hurt so much to try to move: Lots
Times I actually cried: Once, at 3 AM between Saturday and Sunday
Times Dan had to help me pick my head up because I literally could not do it: 3 (I think)
Number of 200 mg advil I consumed this weekend: approximately 16
Amount it helped decrease neck/back pain: minimal
Number of RSVPs we are missing: fewer than ten, so I’m going to start sending emails and making phone calls
Number of my relatives who won Academy Awards: Zero this year, he wasn’t even nominated