There is a bump. On my right eyelid. It’s kind of purplish and slightly itchy. Is it a bug bite? Is it a cyst? Is it a TOO-MAH? Am I going to die of eyebumpitis?
The bump feels weird when I touch it. I can feel my eyeball through my eyelid and there’s a bump in between.
Bump, bump, bump. Eyelid bump!
It had better go away by August 12, or I shall be very put out.